Thursday, September 27, 2012

Mass Chaos

Last Monday, (The 24th to be specific), it was Bradyrian's 20th birthday.
That morning, Lindsey (me), called Tiffany (the one sitting next to me) at 12:40 PM to ask her what day it was. Tiffany then answered (with a grin on her face) Brady's birthday!! 
Correct!
We talked about some ideas to surprise Brady.
Toilet paper his house
Spooning/Forking/Knifing his house.
Egg his house.
Make a poster.
Send the Mariachi to serenade him.
Put a dead skunk on his porch.
Blindfold him and put him on the corner (and leave)
Okay, okay. Just kidding we didn't think those things. We thought of something that was 10x's better.
We hang up the phone and Tiff goes to work. I then start making our next project.
I made a poster saying "HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY BRADY!!!!!"
Here it is...

Okay, let's back track 2 hours or so.

Yes, I made this. Not my best but good enough for me. (Side note: Yes I got a sharpie and drew the "Y" on the "birthday" cause we lost it throughout our adventure) Keep reading.

Tiff came to pick me up and then we headed to the gas station to buy Brady's drugs. OKAY, DON'T THINK THAT! NOT THOSE DRUGS! Crazies, they are these...


Like I said, they are Brady's drugs.

Moving on.

We then headed to our so called "Brady's house" or so Tiff thought.
I thought his house was blue. But anyway.

We started taping the letters individually on the garage. I whisper over to Tiff and say, "Watch this be the wrong house." Tiff says, "haha that would be funny." We were getting to the end and as we taped the exclamation points one by one I said... "exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point..."
Uh oh.
Tiff and I looked at each other and panic.
Someone was opening the garage. Shoot!!! Ruuun!!!

We then hid behind 3 trees and got our pants and shoes muddy. We booked it around the corner and Tiffany said, "I really want my shoe." I looked down and said, "where did your shoe go!?" Tiff replies, "back there..."
ay ay ay
We walked two cul-de-sacs and turned back around.

We get back to the house and the garage was back down. Phew.
We started fixing the letters and taped up the last exclamation point.

We then go back to the car to get Brady's present aka "drugs"
A lady comes out and says, "Are you looking for Brady?"
We both reply, "Yes."
She then says, "He lives one more block that way."
I bust out laughing!
We go take the letters down and drive to Brady's house.

I then have a feeling that if we start taping the letters at that moment they would catch us. Tiffany says, "what do you want to do then cause your feelings are always right?"
Let's go to Kohlers.
We go buy 8 poster boards and a BIG cake balloon.


Told you it was big.

We put the balloon in the trunk after we taped all the letters to the poster (as shown in the first picture) outside on the trunk. Not to mention, it was freeeezing!

Then we went to Brady's house and taped it to his garage. (Yes, this was the real house this time)

We finished our master piece and walk to the car to get the present. We knock on the door and it turns out he was not home. We handed his brother his drugs and left.
big. sigh.
He was at the movies with his buddies.
fun!
We headed home. With a smile on our face and laughing at the chaos.
We were icicles by this time. So we called our buddy Calvino to make us hot chocolate.
No answer.
Tiff called 4 times and I texted him once.
We then decided to get hot chocolate at Harts. (The gas station)
Where they have thee best hot chocolate.
When we went to check out. We met the cashier, his name was Kameron. We were crazy and tired and we decided to tell him our adventures thus far. Just a side note, he looked EXACTLY like Brady's brother.
Sorry, I didn't get a picture of him ladies.
Anyways...
We continued off to our mass chaos adventure.
We decided to go to Calvinos house.
While we were on our way we get a phone call from him. 
He said, "What are you guys up to"
We answered, "well we aren't heading to your house if that's what you mean."
"Jk, we are going to your house."
Calvin replies, "Wait, really?"
"Yup!"
Tiff needed to go potty REALLY bad. I don't blame her. 
We couldn't stop laughing.
(Yes, throughout this whole adventure we are laughing hysterically)
We then talked to Calvin for about 45 minutes.
We told him about our adventure.
We get to the part when we are at Kohlers and I mention that we bought him a huge balloon...
SHOOT!! WE DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE BALLOON!
So we show Calvin. He liked it.
Calvin, as usual, changes the topic. Which is a-okay with us :)
He says, "does this white shirt look good?"
We both reply, "yes!"
Then we noticed we were all wearing white shirts!
Here is proof...
First of all, I love this picture! Like alot. alot.
We went back to Highland to drop off the balloon.
Brady was there.
We sat down and talked.
His mom gave us hugs and gave us delicious cake. (She made it!)
Brady told us about his day and how he and his friends got gummy wasted.
We gave Brady one last hug and headed home.
Even though for some people this may have been an epic fail of a day.
It was a success for us.
We laughed at our mistakes and made the best of them.
&
Tiffany

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