Pick Up Lines
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together.
- You must be a book cause baby I’m checking you out!
- Oh boy, I know your feet must be tired because you have been running through my mind!
- I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
- Are you a magnet cause I'm attracted to you?
- I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
- Hello I’m a thief I’m here to steal your heart.
- I hope there's a fireman around because you’re smokin'.
- Excuse me I think you have something in your eye, nope it's just a sparkle.
- If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you.
- You look so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- Are you an R.M. because you’re rightfully mine?
- If you were the iron rod, I’d cling to you
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven cuz you know you're an angel?
- Did you go to EFY because I'm ESPCIALLY FOR YOU!
- I lost my phone number can I have yours?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only Ten I See.
- Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
- Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
- Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
- What's your favorite temple? Salt Lake. What's yours? I'm looking at it.
- I'm not a photographer. But I can picture us together.
Funny Thoughts
- If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
- Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
- Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
- What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
- He who laughs last...didn't get it.
- We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Random Quotes
- Some friends come in you life for a reason, others only for a season
- Why are you trying to fit in? You were meant to stand out.
- True friends are never apart only in distance but not in heart.
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm counting the days till I see you.
- ♫ My friends are like a fairytale. They've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
- I am the luckiest girl in the world, to have friends like YOU!
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I went to the mall, and got some new shoes!!!
- If you keep waiting for TOMORROW, you're going to end up with alot of empty YESTERDAYS!
- Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
- A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
- Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
- A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
- I'm a V.I.P, very important princess.
- They laugh because i'm different, I laugh because they're the same.
- You are princesses, destined to become queens. Your own wondrous story has already begun. Your 'once upon a time' is now. -Dieter F. Uchtdorf
- Every time you get up and get back in the race one more small piece of you starts to fall into place. ~Rascal Flatts
- When I say do your best, I mean your very best. You are capable of so much more. ~Gordon B. Hinckley
- It's kind of fun to do the impossible. ~ Walt Disney
- The hospital fixed me, but serving healed me. ~Meg Johnson
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